Department of Black Swan Management

Ha…not a great design, but funny none the less. Available for only $14.99 from Crazy Dog T-Shirts.

You’d think that even without Toyota’s recent recall troubles that ads like this were a bad idea. Via TheDailyGreen.

Check out this awesome comic by cartoonist/ musician Jacob Borshard. See a larger version here.

Here’s some great photos from the Oregon Commentator of a Valentine’s Day Zombie Walk somewhere in Oregon (the city wasn’t named). Click here to see more. Also, here’s the first comment from their post, in all of it’s hilarity:

Scott says:

February 16, 2010 at 5:37 pm

Man, fuck those Zombie assholes. I almost killed one with a car on Sunday night. Mostly because his dumbass decided to try and walk out in front of my car as a joke.

Do you know what’s not a joke? Your crushed legs when I run you over, you Zombie fuck.

I take Zombies seriously. It’s good thing I wasn’t really drunk else I might have forgotten and actually removed a head or two.

According to the Left 4 Dead blog, 28,981,249,043 zombies have been killed since the games release in November 2009. Here’s the breakdown from their post:

• The entire population of the planet has been zombified and killed 4.26 times.

• With the average height of a zombie being 6 feet, if you stacked them end to end they would circle the globe 1,322 times.

• If you placed 28,981,249,043 rulers end to end, they would reach 28,981,249,043 feet in the sky.

The ZRC will be starting back up with the good ol’ zombie film reviews starting next week. We would also like to hear more about your opinions on zombie films, so submit your reviews to the ZRC! Any zombie film, even if we have already reviewed it, we’d like to see what you think! You might even see it on the ZRC! Send them to: nate@zombiereportingcenter.com

Kevin Smith must be a fan of zombie movies – first the homage to Dawn of the Dead in Zach and Miri Make a Porno and now this limited edition “inaction” figure. The toy features zero articulation, but it does look pretty cool and comes signed by the acclaimed director. Available for pre-order now from Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash.

Once again we have ThinkGeek to thank for this hilarious and awesome t-shirt!  Get your Star trek zombie fix with this great t-shirt for only $15.99 and up (depending on size).

A new book written and edited by young adult authors Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier might just answer the age old question: who’s better, zombies oir unicorns? Find out in their book, aptly titled Zombies VS. Unicorns. Here’s their description of the book:

In this anthology, edited by Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier (unicorn and zombie, respectively), strong arguments are made for both sides in the form of short stories.  Half of the stories portray the strengths – for good and evil – of unicorns and half show the good (and really, really bad-ass) side of zombies. This anthology will have everyone asking: Team Zombie or Team Unicorn?

This books seems so absurd, but I must admit different scenarios ran through my head when I heard it’s title, so they must be onto something. Available September 21st 2010, for $16.99,  from Simon & Schuster.